Sometimes, there’s really no words… quite literally. Check out Miss Teen USA contestant for South Carolina, Caitlin Upton showing us what we all thought already – beauty queens generally shouldn’t talk.

The saddest and perhaps most profound aspect of this clip is not how stupid Caitlin appears to be, but how she’s become the only person from the event to actually receive coverage. No doubt she will be appearing on TV shows for many years to come.

Go on, tell me you won’t be adding in ‘such as’ to your conversations from now on.